Ginger and Sugar together was sweet - short and sweet. Sugar was Boss Starchi's moll... and Ginger found out the cold, hard way that you don't pitch woo at the boss's girl.
Stuck in the Event Horizon of a Clickwheel
Poetic justice, you bastard. You downloaded that song so that you could mercilessly Rick-roll your friends and loved ones. Thanks to time dilation, you'll have eternity to regret it.
Struck Down By the Hand of God While Wearing a Cartoon Character Costume