Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bad Ways to Go

Execution, Gangland-Style
Ginger and Sugar together was sweet - short and sweet. Sugar was Boss Starchi's moll... and Ginger found out the cold, hard way that you don't pitch woo at the boss's girl.

Stuck in the Event Horizon of a Clickwheel
Poetic justice, you bastard. You downloaded that song so that you could mercilessly Rick-roll your friends and loved ones. Thanks to time dilation, you'll have eternity to regret it.

Struck Down By the Hand of God While Wearing a Cartoon Character Costume
The puddy-tats above, not satisfied with taking your life, have decided to rob you of your dignity as well.