Recommended Method for Donning

Five Frames of Foliage

Sex Attractant

The Pharaoh's Dream

Alan Moore is...

YAHWEH, LORD OF HOSTS

He ain't your daddy's "I am."

So You Don't Have To

The Trees Have Eyes

Mistscape

Midnight Launch

Hoo boy. Someone's not getting any sleep tonight.

OMG PS3 Y2K WTF

8001050F

Do Not Reheat

The Windows Are Filled With Frost

Nine Below Zero and 3 O'Clock in the Afternoon

Greetings from the depths of the "Arctic Blast," as the nation's weathermen, with that inimitable wit of theirs, have taken to calling the hemi-continent-engulfing cold snap. Apparently it's not bad enough that I have to endure a temperature gradient between my endothermic entrails and the outside air of about a hundred degrees - the media have to make it sound like a cool and refreshing snack special from Dairy Queen.

Phone Pix Redux, or, Rage of the Latex Long Dog